Yeah Baby, You'd Dig It The Most

Remember the first scene after the credits from that 1994 classic, Pulp Fiction? Jules and Vincent riding in a car and talking about Vincent's recent trip to Amsterdam while they are on their way to do some gangster shit, at 7 am. In this weeks post I decided to educate you on Brazil using the first scene of this stellar movie. I have rewritten the dialogue of Jules and Vincent as if Vincent has just returned from Brazil. I hope you enjoy it and I hope Quentin Tarantino doesn't get mad.

Vincent: Yeah baby, you'd dig it the most. But you know what the funniest thing about Brazil is?

Jules: What?

Vincent: It's the little differences. I mean, they got the same shit down there that we got here, but it's just – it's just there it's a little different.

Jules: Example?

Vincent: All right. Well, you can buy a beer at the bus-stop. And I don't mean just like in no paper cup, I'm talking about a tall-boy can of beer. And you can drink that beer on the bus. And you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Brazil?

Jules: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese?

Vincent: Nah, man, they speak Portuguese down there, they wouldn't know what the fuck you were saying if you said Quarter Pounder with Cheese.

Jules: What do they call it?

Vincent: They call it a “Quaterão com Queijo.”

Jules: “Quaterão com Queijo.”

Vincent: That's right.

Jules: What do they call a Big Mac?

Vincent: A Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they say, “Bigie Mackie.”

Jules: “Bigie Mackie.” [laughs] What do they call a Whopper?

Vincent: I don't know, I didn't see a Burger King. You know what they put on their pizza in Brazil?

Jules: What?

Vincent: Catchup and mayonnaise.

Jules: Awww, yuck!

Vincent: I seen em' do it man, they fuckin' drown it in that shit. What about hotdogs?

Jules: They don't use mustard and relish an' shit?

Vincent: Nope

Jules: I'm scared to ask.

Vincent: Mozzarella cheese, potato straws, corn, and get this, raisins!

Jules: Raisins?!

Vincent: Yep...they put them right on top of everything else.

Jules: Those ain't little differences.

Vincent: You know what the best thing about Brazil is?

Jules: What?

Vincent: I ain't never seen a Starbucks.

Jules: Huh...No baby...YOU dig it the most...